The Criterion Collection is burning a fierce hole in the envelope I keep my life savings in.
If Fukk cola was a real thing, I’d drink it.
I need to stop eating before I go to bed. I feel like next bagel bite and IBC root beer-induced dream I have, the fish-alien that pops out of Bobcat Goldthwait’s head is going to kill me.
2010
Big D
Saving up for one of these in case my nissan breaks down.
